My Cat Ate Sarah Palin

I am very sorry everyone but my cat ate Sarah Palin. She will not be able to be the Republican vice presidential nominee anymore. It happened last night when Governor Palin appeared at my doorstep selling polar bear skins. I said I didn't need anymore polar bear skins, but that Sarah was tough and would not take no for an answer. She pushed her way into my apartment and said,

"I really think you should buy one. These beautiful bears were killed in the great state of Alaska."

"Guess I'm all skinned out." I told her.

And then my cat jumped up on the table, opened her mouth, and swallowed Governor Palin whole. It happened so fast I couldn't believe it. The whole thing is still kind of a blur.