Am I President Obama's Illegitimate Love Child?

This is an extraordinary day. Not just because Barack Obama has been elected president, but also for another, possibly more extraordinary reason. Look at the two photos below. Do you notice a similarity between me and our new president? Look closely. Maybe it's obvious. Maybe not. Look at our faces. Specifically, our noses. More specifically, the right side of our noses. Do you see it?





That's right. It's true. Barack Obama and I have the same mole. Now, maybe moles are not typically something to boast about. I've never been particularly fond of mine-- but I haven't detested it either. But now I have a new fondness for my mole, a new hope that it means something special. I can say to myself: "I have a "presidential mole" and you don't! Yes!"

But are moles genetic? And if they are, isn't it curious that Obama and I have our lovely moles in the exact same place???? My mole is a bit smaller than his--but maybe I just have the girl version. Is it possible that I am President Obama's love child? Or maybe I am his sister? He does seem to have million strange siblings from around the world--maybe I was switched at birth somehow. Or maybe, we are merely mole cousins. Whichever is true, I feel proud to say that President Barack Obama and I share more than a deep love for our country. We share a mole.


Amazingly, there is already a video discussing this "presidential mole":